{"product_id":"mentally-offline-raccoon-t-shirt","title":"Mentally Offline Raccoon T‑Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 45.72 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 55.88 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 60.96 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 66.04 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 71.12 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 71.12 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 73.66 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 76.20 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 78.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 81.28 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 83.82 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.61 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.42 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.81 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.81 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.81 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.81 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.81 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.81 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n Soft, breathable, and quietly funny — this tee carries a gentle, relatable statement for anyone who needs a pause from the constant buzz. A sleepy raccoon illustration naps beneath a muted ‘Mentally Offline’ message, giving the shirt a warm, self-aware vibe. The lightweight cotton drapes comfortably whether you're lounging at home, taking a slow walk, or slipping it on between errands. Thoughtful construction — like side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape — keeps the shape intact wash after wash. Wear it when you want to signal calm, reclaim a little quiet, or share a wink with fellow introverts and exhausted humor-lovers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied with DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH compliance; blank sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":44264387739726,"sku":"93314753799549472682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":44264387772494,"sku":"14424439788258615805","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":44264387805262,"sku":"10125975187165030960","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":44264387838030,"sku":"23686183679054379952","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":44264387870798,"sku":"30023393446826777366","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":44264387903566,"sku":"92589379641615447097","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":44264387936334,"sku":"30860703734226794767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":44264387969102,"sku":"19053212949495935425","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":44264388001870,"sku":"30116490476110038783","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":44264388034638,"sku":"26572539714389335574","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":44264388067406,"sku":"65876123312234920914","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":44264388100174,"sku":"13058074461014267736","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":44264388132942,"sku":"89609223370400875364","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":44264388165710,"sku":"13983670708650228856","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":44264388198478,"sku":"90154286246994952757","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":44264388231246,"sku":"18349302262562767136","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":44264388264014,"sku":"31459493467082930960","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":44264388296782,"sku":"26174231314157124977","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":44264388329550,"sku":"36631519061878176925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":44264388362318,"sku":"27416563057623390580","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":44264388395086,"sku":"46112626745771356585","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/6956\/1678\/files\/2271429998272252197_2048.jpg?v=1788373822","url":"https:\/\/www.farnim.com\/products\/mentally-offline-raccoon-t-shirt","provider":"Farnim - Wear Your Vibe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}